No if, and's, but's or maybe's
So you wanna be her baby
I can read your face like a book

Yeah it looks easy to love her but believe me brother
It's harder than it looks


She's as pretty as a picture
Every bit as funny as she is smart
Got a smile that'll hold you together

And a touch that'll tear you apart
When she's yours she brings the sunshine
When she's gone the world goes dark

Yeah she's heaven on the eyes
But boy she's hell on the heart


Yeah she's good when she's bad
She's cute when she's mad
And she does all the wrong things right

Yeah boy it's a fact when they're made like that
You ain't ever gonna sleep at night


She's as pretty as a picture
Every bit as funny as she is smart
Got a smile that'll hold you together

And a touch that'll tear you apart
When she's yours she brings the sunshine
When she's gone the world goes dark

Yeah she's heaven on the eyes
But boy she's hell on the heart


Once you feel her touch and you've felt that rush
It's gonna mess up your head
But here's the kicker son

Your old ticker's gonna beat you half to death

She's as pretty as a picture

Every bit as funny as she is smart
Got a smile that'll hold you together
And a touch that'll tear you apart

When she's yours she brings the sunshine
When she's gone the world goes dark
Yeah she's heaven on the eyes

But boy she's hell on the heart
Yeah she's hell on the heart