Oh what the heck, let's get married and have a son named Eric
No big deal, no sweat
I was in for a big surprise

And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes
Brain locked, my whole damn head was malfunction
Cause I forgot to co-sign a prenuptial, agreement

Now her case is hard like cement
I have no files on all the money she spent
She has a car, nineteen ninety brand new Jaguar

Fly kit, with chrome rims that's five star
that she bought, when I was away on tour
Hitting my bank account, getting more and more money

She got paid, it wasn't funny
Talking to myself - oh you big big dummy
Just my luck, that I'm stuck with a marriage

And a baby, who lays in a gold carriage
Now I can't leave, if I do she gets half
Oh yes, the whole damn bash of money

So I chill, and act so sweet
Kiss her feet, can't picture being in the street
So I give a fake smile, and a fake laugh

Fake everything so I can keep all my cash
Fake talk, like I love you so much
But wishing, she gets hit by a Mack truck

Next time, if there's one I'll know
That most women strictly out for the dough
They're called gold diggers


Cause she's a gold digger
Cause she's a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger

The P had a close call, quiet as kept I dated this

Fly girl
Yeah, and almost got wicked
She had green eyes, thunder thighs, and a def body what yer saying

Top it off, she drove a black Maserati
Chrome kit, with a smile I couldn't resist
I tapped E on the shoulder and said,

Yeah I got to get this

Not with that smile and that stupid booming figure

til one day, she spent the crazy dough
Ten G's on Levi's, cold went Rambo
But then she smiled, gave me a back massage

Gassed my head up, and said
Like a jerk, I went for the line like a fish
But she was far from dream girl, and more like a death wish

She likes to sit back, lamp, walk on plush rugs
Whip my five-sixty sip Moet and bug
Tried to but she cut me off

And said
Guess what
I'm pregnant

Yeah and the child is yours
So to fellas, who wanna keep they cash
Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows

Cause she's a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger
Cause she's a gold digger


That's why, men in the 90's must watch themselves
Cause ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self
With the new divorce laws, which entitles them half

That means the house goes
The car
You and half your cash

What a price to pay, but if you play you pay
Cause women of the world they got smart today
They flash a smile and profile

A pucker with a strut
Try to move in
Knock the boots

And got stuck, with alimony payments
Time to meet Judge Whapner
You try to flip and cut, but she smiles 'cause she gotcha
You get a flashback to wedding, when you vowed the vow
Said the two deadly words

I do
But look now, you lost the house
The car
Eating TV dinners in a one bedroom apartment
Boy you picked a winner

But what goes around, comes around
That's why she wheels the Benz
And you ride Greyhound
Oh, just your luck, they on strike
Take off the wedding band, put out the thumb, time to hitch-hike

And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger
Not to mess with a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger
Cause she's a gold digger

Cause she's a gold digger

Yeah EPMD's in effect, DJ Scratch runs flex boy
Hit Squad in effect in the house
Large
Yeah, she get half