Your piece of pie,
And your shirt and tie...
What a brilliant young man you turned out to be.

'cause you don't lie,
you don't cheat,
you don't conceive,

there's no defeat
and you're a better man
better than me

you walk real proud
at safer speeds
oh I wanna be your friend

I wanna shine your shoes
You got a master plan
You got a lot to lose