IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
THE WHOLE PLANET IS DESTROYED
IT WENT BOOM IN FLAMES, BUT WHO'S TO BLAME

IN TRUTH I'M OVERJOYED





IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

NO MORE HUMANS ARE ALIVE
NOT A MAN IS ON THE PLANET
I'M THE LAST THING TO SURVIVE!


I AM FREE, NO MORE THREATS
NO MORE HIDING FROM YOUR PETS

I CAN MAKE MY WAY THROUGH CAKE ALL DAY
AND TAKE WITHOUT REGRETS


IT'S JUST ME, ALL ALONE
THE WHOLE PLANET IS MY THRONE
I CAN SING AND SHOUT AND BRING ABOUT

A KINGDOM OF MY OWN!



BUT, THEN AGAIN, I MUST ADMIT, IT COULD GET VERY LONELY
I MIGHT WELL, MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN HUMANS TRIED TO KILL ME
WITHOUT THE CONSTANT HUNT, I MAY WELL LOSE MY "RAISON D'ÊTRE"

MY WAY OF LIFE, IT'S ALL I'VE KNOWN, BUT...
TODAY I LIVE, I'M GOING ON...



IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
THE WHOLE PLANET IS DESTROYED

IT WENT BOOM IN FLAMES, BUT WHO'S TO BLAME
IN TRUTH I'M OVERJOYED


IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
THERE ARE NO MORE HUMANS LEFT
I'M THE LAST TO EVER BE,

THE !#$@IEST ROACH IN HISTORY
THE GREATEST, BESTEST, LASTEST
THING ALIVE!