Dreams
Um, so it starts on this bus
Something's wrong, the

It's the driver
And then I drive the bus
I get out, like weird

And she's, like, cheering me on
Oh wow, y'know, um,
And then I think they're gonna honor me

So, what they wanna do is they wanna give me, like, this special, um, bus driver's uniform
This big presentation?
And I'm, I'm getting changed

Looking at me, uhmm
Just watching me, like
Like actI-I don't know, I don't know, it was just, like, really, really uncomfortable

So I l
Super, you know, uh, kind of, autonomy and, y'know, freedom woman
And there she is, like, talking about my kcid and stuff

Steal somebody's car
In this convertible to New York
I get chased there

British people chasing me, uh, in a double decker bus
So I go to Fake Brooklyn


He's been my landlord for awhile even though I just rented this apartment
So these crazy Russians that live across the hall from me
His door opens, and, like, all these crazy Russians come in

And they're, like, really like, old and, like, shrivelly-looking and, like, you know, they're really sad looking
This whole family, y'know, people ... all different ages
One guy's, like, missing an ear and he's, like, lisps and everything

And so, I, y'know, and I was like 'What are they doing in here?'
And he explains this problem, like they think that, y'know, they own the entire floor
And he can't get them to figure out that they only have half the, like, the apartment floor

So then
They're like, y'know, 'Wellwell, Who are your ancestors?'
Y'know, I'm like, 'Well I'm kinda, like, y'know, part German'

And they, like, flip out, they're like 'Aaagh!' y'know?
They're all angry at me and the guy with one ear is just like, y'know,
'You're insulting us!'

'Thank you so much' and he gives me this martini

And then I wake up and I'm in court

But, here's the thing, right?
So, all of his, his lawyers are monkeys
[Laughs]

Like, they're really really, like, serious, like, scary-ass lookin' monkeys
Like, horrifying, like, looking monkeys
Okay, like, like young Bob Hope, but with makeup on? and, like, curly hair and stuff?

So I lose the $#&@ing suit against him and he takes all my money
I have no money!
Except what I do have is the convertible that I stole from, from the party for me at the bus thing

So I'm driving around in the convertible again, in the middle of $#&@ing Indiana
And I run out of gas. And where do I run out of gas?
I run out of gas in front of a !@$^ shop. Who owns the !@$^ shop?

It's, it's like a toy shopit's a comic book shop in one part, and then, like, you go through this secret back alley, andor, like, little back, like, walkway and it's a !@$^ shop

The mafia come in, so I say, y'know, 'HeyI'm gonna fight these guys,' y'know

Ththof course they win and, like, y'know they beat the %#@! out of me
And then, uh, the like, 'I'm not gonna swear to God because everybody probably swears to God,' s
'But seriously, this is my first $#&@in' day on the job, man,

I've really had a bad spell, I have no money, I'm tryin' to work'
So then they, they kidnap me, right?
And they, like, wanna, like, make me a made man

And they take me to, like, this crazy-ass mansion with this big pool

And so I escape,

It's in the middle of night and I'm walkin' along
And then all of a sudden, like, the cops come out of nowhere
No-no-no I recognized him he's, you know, he's wanted

And I say 'Well what school are you going to?'
And he rolls his eyes, he's like 'Oh no'
Y'know, he's like, he's like, 'I go to,' uh,

'I Wanna Get My First Degree First Grade University'
I was like, 'Oh,' was like, 'it's nothin' to be embarrassed about'
So he gives me a new car

Y'know and all of a sudden, like, y'know,
The rest of, like, who I am, like, comes back, y'know
And then there's this, like, kinda, like conveyor belt thing that, like, catches your tires and carries you up it, like, over the arch
And my car falls off, like, halfway up the arch?
Like, falls back, I'm like

Y'know, like I'm falling, like that freaky falling feeling
And so then my car, like, goes and it crashes

I look at, like all these times, like the mafia shot me and they were beating me up and I lived through it, all this different kinda stuff
And I'm like, 'Wow, you're right!'

And then I become, like, a, big-ass angel with, like, all this, like spooky, like, y'know, huge wings and this, like, huge like, like, blue cross on my face and all this different kinda stuff and, like,
It's, like, really ethereal
And so I lie on my back
And then, uh,
All of the stars became, like, you know, like, I, like, morphed into it

And, like, it just, like,
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