[Hook: Rihanna]
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head

You're trying to save me, stop holdin' your breath
And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy


[Verse 1: Eminem]
I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey

Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways

Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I blew, see
But it was confusing, cause all I wanted to do's be
The Bruce Lee of loose leaf

Abused ink, used it as a tool when blew steam
Hit the lottery, ooh-wee
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet

It was like winning a used mink
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to lose sleep

One sheep, two sheep
Going coo-coo and kooky as Kool Keith
But I'm actually weirder than you think

Cause I'm...

[Hook]


[Bridge: Rihanna]
Well, that's nothing


[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now, I ain't much of a poet but I know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it

Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow, so I keep conjuring
Sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from
(Yeah, pondering'll do you wonders

No wonder you're losing your mind, the way it wanders)
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
I think it went wandering off down yonder

And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen
Cause I need an interventionist to intervene between me and this monster
And save me from myself and all this conflict

Cause the very thing that I love's killing me and I can't conquer it
My OCD is conking me in the head, keep knockin'
Nobody's home, I'm sleepwalkin'

I'm just relaying what the voice in my head is saying
Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the...


[Hook + Bridge]

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Call me crazy, but I have this vision
One day that I'll walk amongst you a regular civilian
But until then drums get killed and I'm

Coming straight at MCs, blood gets spilled and I'll
Take it back to the days that I'd get on a Dre track
Give every kid who got played that, pumped up feelin'

And %#@! to say back to the kids who played him
I ain't here to save the $#&@ing children
But if one kid out of a hundred million

Who are going through a struggle feels it and
Relates, that's great, it's payback, Russell Wilson
Falling way back in the draft, turn nothing into something, still can

Make that, straw into gold chump, I will spin
Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack
Maybe I need a straight jacket, face facts

I am nuts for real, but I'm okay with that
It's nothing, I'm still friends with the...


[Hook + Bridge]