Shady Records ain't nobody better than us
Shady Records no cheddar than us
Shady Records ain't nobody better than us

Shady Records
I done figured this rap %#@! out
I map %#@! out strategically

timing is everything and that seems to be the key
to my success it's worked for me repeatedly
let them diss you first and respond immediately

in order to master the art of war
don't start a war
%#@! not no more

we done scared them off there are no more
victims to sic
I'm fixing the pics

I'm a start %#@!
I'm out of pictures to rip
and %#@! to throw darts at

ain't got no more targets
%#@! Irv and Jeff
we done beat em to death

benzino in debt
there seems to just be no one left
to bully

bush is #~!!@
why the $#&@ you think his name's bush
puss is bushy

ain't %#@! going on
%#@! I been getting so bored lately
I'm thinking of doing some %#@!

to get you to go and hate me again
tell the truth
I liked the %#@! better then

%#@! I could spit better
I'm about to kick this sick %#@! again look
the game just isn't the same it's changing

%#@! Dre's quitting
Jay's quitting
now it's just wanksta

they're saying the same %#@!
it's ancient it's fake
it's making me so bored I'ma just make a new language

Fubba U cuppa cubba
Uppa U Uppa Oobba
Youbba can Susubba my dadadabbadick through a tuba

some other rumour lama
I'm not a human I'ma
Supersonic new robotic suicidal Unabomber

you think I'm the new osama
press thinks I'm a new madonna
Jeffry Dahmer left me with his legacy to carry on a

lot talk and rumours on us
who's the hottest
to be honest

hip hop ain't been the same since Tupac moved to cuba on us
Hey yo
Shady Records they ain't better than us

Shady Records they ain't getting more cheddar than us
Shady Records they ain't better than us
Shady Records mother$#&@ers more cheddar than us