[Intro: Eminem]
Yeah boy
Dem better ring the alarm boy

Dem know what's comin boy
Bo! Bo bo! Ha ha
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


[Eminem]
Oh my God, $#&@in bumbaclaat, I'm hard as Kenard

The little boy who shot Omar in "The Wire"
Tie a !@^% up with barbed wire in nothin but a bra boy
I'm the real deal and char broiler on the bonfire

And bon voyage (*##$, I'm like Chef Boyar-
-dee in this (*##$, send a bomb to my mom's lawyer
I'm a problem for ya boy, you think you're Tom Sawyer

'til I pull you out the $#&@in storybook and stomp on ya
$#&@in fictitional characters in fairytales
Prepare yourself for Captain America on ferris wheels

But it ain't fiction, it's fact boy beware it's real
Them lyrics you wield equals zero to a hero's shield
Mister fly by the seat of his pants parasail

Fall, hit the trampoline, bounce and grab a pair of stilts
And I ain't wearin zilch, zip, zero, nothing, no nada
Like your fa-tha $#&@ing your ma-tha


[Chorus 2X: Eminem]
Drop, the bomb on 'em - please don't drop the bomb on me

Shady please, please don't drop the bomb on me
Drop, the bomb on 'em - I don't want no doggone beef
See, ain't no reason to sic the dogs on me


[Eminem]
Boy I'm the real McCoy, you lil' boys can't even fill voids

Party's over kids, kill the noise, here come the killjoys
Me and Dre the steel alloys, the rap crown royals
will scout cowboys, now how that sound for ya?

Yeah boy, you know we're 'bout to put it down for you
So kick your shoes off and the four of you have a sound voyage
And sayonara, see you $#&@ers tomorrow

Get some R and R and marinate in some marinara
And have a !@&@e and a smile, don't make me open a jar
of whip-ass of ya, that's the last straw you're hopin to draw

Yeah you fresher than most, boy I'm just doper than all
Boy I'm that boy, boy them boys, dem no up to par
I just show up, go up to the stage and blow up the spot

There ain't no boy who can do what I do, boy I'm a star
Boy I told you boy, I'm a soldier, boy I'm DeShaun
Holton in this (*##$, I'm the +Proof+ boy you're a fraud

I'll destroy ya boy, $#&@ around and blow you to sod
Oh my God boy, you didn't go there, no you did not!
I got a whole storyboard for ya, boy you're the plot

You're gettin got whether you try to avoid it or not
Apology, not accepted boy Detroit is a rock
We get to beefin ain't no tellin at what point it'll stop

All I got to do is point at a spot, when the bomb drops
boy does it drop, and when it does boy there's a problem


[Chorus]

[Eminem]

Boy don't jinx yourself boy I'm Michael Spinks with the belt
String a bell boy, my name rings bells for itself
I'm sick as hell boy, you better run and tell someone else

Bringin hell boy, singin telegrams'll get dealt
And to that boy and dem said it he mental, said he was better
I bet he never seen Freddy in that black and red little sweater

Back better than ever, the cheddar shredder, the grater
The beef grinder, I'll settle vendettas a little later
Givin haters incubators, think you made a mistake

by sayin Shady was ghost, I ain't even close to the gate
You got one foot in the grave, just stay put and behave
I'm 'bout to turn this $#&@in place to Beirut in a day

So hey wouldn't you say I'm the %#@!?
Couldn't agree with you more if you were to say that my $#&@in %#@! doesn't stink
Shady $#&@in Aftermath, boy the ship doesn't sink

It just floats in the $#&@in water 'til we fill up the tank

[Chorus]