[Verse 1]
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An $$#hole that role I think I succeed in fulfilling

Don't think I ever stopped to think I was speaking to children
Everything was happening so fast
It was like I blinked sold three million

Then it all went blank all I remember
Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling
Like I am always under attack man

I could have stacked my %#@! list to the ceiling
Women dish him but really thinking
If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him

Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite
When I'm ripping %#@! but since when did this many
People ever give a %#@! what I had to say

It's just my opinion
If it contradicts how I'm living
Put a dick in your rear end that's why

Every time you mention a lyric I thank you for it
For drawing more attention toward it
Cause it gave me an enormous platform

I'm flattered you thought I was that important
But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
And battle for it mad awards had GLAAD annoyed

Attaboy they told me to slow down and I just zone out
Good luck trying to convince a blonde
That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out

Cause I was tryna leave no doubt
In anyone's mind one day I'd go down
In history think they know now!

Because everybody knows[Hook: Skylar Grey]
Everybody knows that you're just an $$#hole
Everywhere that you go people wanna go "Oh everyone knows"

Everybody knows so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide you are just an $$#hole everyone knows[Bridge]
Thanks for the support $$#hole *scratch* thanks for the support $$#hole[Verse 2]

Quit acting salty
I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth
When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out

Thought I was history
But !@#$ honkey that compliment's like backhanding a donkey
Good way to get your $$# socked in the mouth

Lay'em off it
But what the $#&@ is all this thrash talking about
The fight was fixed I'm back and you can't stop me

You knock me down I went down for the count
I fell but the fans caught me and now
You're gonna have to beat the $#&@in pants off me

To take my belt word to Pacquiao
Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about
Gotta go in that ring and knock them out

Or you better not come out
It's poetry in motion like Freddie Roach
When he's quoting Shakespeare

So what if the insults are revolting
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled

But you should give little %#@! what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a !@#$ vest on your chest and a Glock

Just to go out watch Batman
Who needs to test(?) the !@*^s not that man
Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage

Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model
Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado
So get lost Waldo

My soul's escaping through this $$#hole that is gaping
A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole
With a pack torn of paper but I'm not taking no crap ho

Here I go down the back pole
And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go
Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows[Hook][Verse 3]

Holy mackeral I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth
I'll smack a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
Thinkin we have some magnetic pull

Then scream "ICP IN THIS !#$* HOW DO !#@*IN MAGNETS WORK!?"
Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable
Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical
I'm making up words you can understandable It's tragical
Thinkin some magical %#@!'s gonna happen? That ain't practical

You crackin a joke it's laughable cause me and love's like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded full body armor
(*##$ you just need a helmet because if you think you're special you're !@$!ed

Thinkin you're one of a kind like you got some platinum ##&*%$
You're a train wreck I got a one track mind
Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor
Been tryina hunt me down like a dog cause you're on my $$#

But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent
With my nose in this binder so don't bother tryin
Only women that I love are my daughters
And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds
Like I forget I'm a father and I push it farther

So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up
So to hell with your parents and mother$#&@ing father time
It ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist who transforms to an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half dead I'm half alive
Throw all my half empty glass in a cup so now my cup is runneth over

And I'm about to set it on you like a mother$#&@ing coaster
Im goin back to what got me here yeah @@#!y and cant knock being
Rude off so fear not my dear and dry up your teardrops I'm here
White America's mirror so I feel awkward and weird
You stare at me and see yourself because you're one too
You shouldn't be as shocked because...[Hook]