[Verse 1]
You probably gonna think that I'm talking about you and you !@#$ right I am
look at you, this is the minimal I could diss you

...subliminally, but I think criminal instinct
has pushed me to the brink, my #~!!@ does it stink
he still loves me cause he puts me in his ink

he does, doesn't he, still is, isn't he
Nah, I'm just playing tug of war with his heart cause he misses me
I can still $#&@ him and leave whenever I feel frisky

and is no risk of disease cause he ain't with anyone
see this (*##$ really thinks she can get me
if she still wants me, driving across country

strapped him to the front seat, missing all the fun T
?----? next time he's gonna punch me
I told this cunt she's gonna over-do it once

and once she does, she was stuffed up in a trunk
crunch, he scrunched her up in a bar
?-? up nice and comfy

$#&@ around get dumped up in a lake 'fore you dump me
you cunning little cunt, deceitful witch
you thought you had me, 'till my shrink told me this


[Hook]
The problem is all inside your head she said to me

The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover



[Verse 2]

I feel like a serial killer
I keep dumping bodies in the lake, I'ma get caught and send up the river
I shiver when I think of the company I keep

how do I know she ain't gonna kill me when I sleep
I shriek, every time she hands me something to drink
sex kept us together, when we slept together every-thing

was all better, she made me feel like a king
slowly, she began lowering my self-esteem
she go to the club and not answer the phone when I call her

and I just bought her a truck for 50,000 dollars
accused me of doing drugs and screaming "holla"
then I find a bag of !@%!e on her, some !@!@&&

and all I know is every time I go
to them hiding spots, wherever she hides her blow
the little bags of dope, there was a pile of !@%!e

that's growing smaller, and that was just a while ago
and I wouldn't even let on like I know
what was I supposed to do, call the ride on it, we just argue

say she put it down on purpose and flipped the script
ooh she's a manipulative evil (*##$
a cunning little cunt, little deceitful witch

she thought she had me, 'till my shrink told me this

[Hook]

The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover