Thank God I'm pretty
The occasional free drink I never asked for
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar

Invitation to a stranger's car
I'm blessed
With the ability to rend a grown man tongue-tied

Which only means that when it's dark outside
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
Thank God I'm pretty


Thank God I'm pretty
Every skill I ever have will be in question

Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself
Though the cops would come for someone else
I'm blessed

I'm truly privilaged to look this good without clothes on
Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off
And when I'm gone you won't remember

Thank God I'm pretty

Thank you God

Oh, lord
Thank you God
Oh and when a gaggle of faces appears around me

It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously
I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
If I couldn't count on men to slap my $$# anymore

I know my destiny's such, that I'm all stocking and curl
So everybody thinks that I'm a $#&@ing suicide girl


Thank you God
For the occasional champagne I never asked for
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar

Invitation to a stranger's car
I'm blessed
With the ability to rend a grown man tongue-tied

Which only means that when it's dark outside
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
Thank God I'm pretty


Thank God
Thank God

Thank you
Thank you
Thank you God!