Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best


And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life


If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And always look on the bright side of life

Come on!
Always look on the right side of life


For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow

Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow


So, always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath


Life's a piece of %#@!
When you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the right side of life

C'mon Brian, cheer up!


Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life


Worse things happen at sea, you know
Always look on the bright side of life


I mean, what have you got to lose
You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to

nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!


Always look on the right side of life...

Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?

Cheer up you old bugger, c'mon give us a grin!
There you are, see, it's the end of the film
Incidentally, this record is available in the foyer

Some of us have to got live as well, you know
(???)
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish

They're not gonna make their money back, you know
I told them, I said to them, Bernie, I said they'll
never make their money back