Ay yo what's up guys it's Robert Catsassin Walsh
Coming at you guys with another music video
A lot of people say they can never find me

They don't know where I am most of the time
Well I'm about to tell 'em, yeah
Wait hold on this doesn't feel right, stop the music

I'm trying to tell these people where I be
Moho, give me another beat
Me-me-me-me-me-me-meow

It's my birthday
I'm like a hundred now
It's my birthday

In cat years of course
It's my birthday
I'm just playin' it's not actually my birthday!

(Chorus): You can find me in a pub
I run AR's but I got what you need if you lookin' for a sub
I'm into petting cats 'cause that's just what I love

So come give me a hug, ever since I was a cub
You can find me in a pub
I run AR's but I got what you need if you lookin' for a sub

I'm into petting cats 'cause that's just what I love
So come give me a hug, ever since I was a cub
(Verse 1): I've been putting in practice, putting my opponents in caskets

Wake up every morning, eat my bowl of cat nip, and that's it
I'm ready in a flash to pounce, like a bouncing betty in the grass
I doubt that any of these house cats would wanna see my mouth snap

Just like a mouse trap, Im from the outback, where cat's get their fur shaved
And their owners don't even groom them on Thursdays
(growls) You see? I'm ferocious and my host is golden

All my foes just know this, I may look cuddly,
but I can change from a kitten to a lion so suddenly
Sometimes, if I purr into my Astros, I can read minds

And learn everything my cat knows
So everyone give me 3 cheers
Hip-hip-meow for Team FeaR!

(Chorus repeats)
(verse 2): Last week I bout a ball of yarn
I played with it nonstop for days

I scratched, I clawed, I bit, I pawed
I'm an independent cat but I aint stray
Lately I've been getting into some trouble

I accidentally got stuck in this tree, uh oh
Don't worry, I called the fire department
I really have to pee, keep an eye on your carpet

When I buy an apartment, I ask are pets allowed
(cough) I'm kinda sick are any vets around
By sick I mean my gun skill

But when I don't game, my days are still fun-filled
I like to chase dots from laser sights
And drink milk out of my cat bowl for days and nights

I'm just livin' a cat life
Mess with the flee unit, you'll get scratched with a tac knife
(chorus repeats)

Me-me-meow
Me-me-me-me-me-meow
Me-me-meow

Me-me-me-me-me-meow
Me-me-meow
Me-me-me-me-me-meow

Me-me-meow
Me-me-me-me-me-meow
Don't try to act like y'all don't know who we be either

FLEA UNIT!
I don't even have fleas though
Shout out to 50 cent

Shout out to Moho for the beat
(gagging) Sorry, fur ball