I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy
A long way from the beach
'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand

Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I'm in the can


I was minding my own business
But drinking daddy's juice
I swear I'll never touch that stuff again

Just like a pig before he gave his all that aluhau
I'm in the pen


Got those beach boy blues
Don't the time go slow
Lonely beach boy blues

Only 30 day's and 90 years to go

I want a taste of honey

From my wahini's lips
I want to be her ever loving man
But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple

I'm in the can

But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple

I'm in the can