Johnny is a boy he spends all day in a pub
Drinking coffee drinking whiskey
He couldn't live without.

He is just a boy and his life is just a joy
Nobody belived the bottle was
His first joy

Johnny, Johnny if you really dare
Then he met a girl
The one with hemeroids

He tried to lick her $$#
She gave to him no choice
Who the $#&@ are you?

To tell me what to do
Go the $#&@ away and never cross my way
With drinking all the day

The problems are gone away
He was so confused
Like every other day

He is just a boy
His life is just a joy.