The movies save on conversation
And the TV saves on sight
We met in a head-on collision

So I would say our chances would be slight
You can lead and I will follow
See us dancing cheek to cheek

You'll remember me tomorrow
But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week
Say you love me until you do so

Joso singing just like Caruso
Three little words roll off your tongue
Somehow your face just doesn't look so young

You say you want to strike a bargain
Now there is no need to speak
You say you want to learn the jargon

But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week
You start acting like a zombie
Someone wants your piece of cake

You think you want to jump up on me
But you won't give a damn by Wednesday Week


Oh what a letdown when the battle was finally won
One little breakdown and then it was over and done
I wish I had your confidence

It's love and not coincidence
Do you say these words to everyone ?
You're fantastic, you're terrific

Your excellence is almost scientific
You took the words out of my mouth
You put the tongue into my cheek

But I'd better lose my memory by Wednesday Week