Take off your shoes, hang up your wings
Stack up the chairs, roll up the rug
Savor the things that sobriety brings

Drain in the last from a jug
But when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do
'Cause something deep inside me wants to turn you black and

blue
I can't resist you, I can't wait
To twist your loving arms till you capitulate


Beat me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall
There's nothing I love better than a free for all

To take your pretty neck and see which way it bends
But when it is all over we will still be friends


Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just can't get kissed
But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby

Hope you don't murder me

Oh, was it all right, or was it okay

I'll make it all up to you someday
Oh, but you didn't have to laugh that way
Oh, no, you didn't have to laugh that way


Wave a white flag, put away the pistol
Too many people just can't get kissed

But if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby
Hope you don't murder me
Gee, baby, hope you don't murder me