The mother of invention made it good for me
Tighter in the rear
Longer in the seam

Kicked out yards of leather
Wrapped around her waist
Trimmed it to perfection

And left a little space

Yeah they got competition now

All across the world
But there ain't been no looking back
Since God invented girls


Now I know what Brian Wilson meant
Every time I step outside

I see what Heaven sent
There may be seven wonders
Created for this world

But one is all we need
Since God invented girls


Higher on the heel, paler than pure cream
Leaner on the sidewalk
Cutting through the steam

After claws and feathers
He took skin and bone
Shaped it like an hourglass

And made the angels moan

Oh here's a little heat boys

To straighten out them curls
Now there ain't been no angels round
Since God invented girls