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Hey Bill Nye

You're my favorite science guy
You even beat out Steve Spangler
And Miss Frizzle from the Magic School Bus

Hey Bill Nye
You're a pretty cool science guy
But your ideology is kinda messed up

Let me tell you about it in this song

(Verse 1)

You see, when I was a kid
Watching your videos was something I did
But then real life came along

And slapped me in the face, that's why I'm singing this song
Now, Bill, I know all your views
You gave them all in an interview

And apparently what you think
Is that we came from animals that went extinct


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(Verse 2)

See, Bill, you're not that smart
I'm pretty sure I didn't come from an aardvark
And I didn't evolve from a baboon

Or any single-celled organism
I know God created the world
Seven days, and that's what I'm sure of

"That's impossible" is what you chime
But how do you know he didn't slow down time


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