So I'm sittin back kickin on the YouTube checkin out the new dude
Downin a whole bottle of some new glue
Names Chris Schewe or Shoe nice for short

Always wears a smile totally a good sport
Never ever ever fails to make me laugh
Whether downin three beers or some bubble bath

Or eatin a whole value meal in under 5 minutes
Give him a challenge and he's going to win it
PICA no problem he deals with the craze

and turns it into gettin Paid In Cash Always
Haters talk %#@! and I'm like "oh brother"
Jealous cause they still live at home with their mother

While shoenice is makin money just eatin butter
Cinnamon challenge forget the spoon,
downs the whole bottle I swears he's immune

This man's a beast what else can I say?
A legend who was born in the USA!


He's the man who'll eat anything ... He's the man who'll eat anything
He's the man who'll eat anything ... and decimate any challenge that you bring ... easy to see that he is the King!



Not even Kim K. can escape his grasp
Wasabi or ghost pepper--eats it fast

Eggs with the shell or raw NY Strip
A bottle of Patron on the solo tip
20 lit matches and some uncooked rice

Is he insane? NAW IT'S JUST SHOE NICE!!
Corn with the cob and orange with the peel
A quart of motor oil is this dude for real?

Gotta think to myself how many times he's hurled
On his mission eatin everything to save the world!
Amazing what he'll eat when he's alone

What the $#&@? Did he just eat a pine cone?!
This man's in the zone!