Hey James.?
?Oh, hello Andrew.?
?Can you help me make a rap song??

?Wait a second! You know how to rap??
?I don't know. There's only one way to find out.?
Hey I'm Andrew Hales, and this is how I kill the mic (?Kill it.?)

My first beat, please don't judge me, I am white (?He's white.?)
So turn it up and let me walk you through a day in the life
Of an awkward mother (beep)

?Whoa! Andrew, you shouldn't swear.?
?It's okay James. All the best rappers in the world are doing it.?
Alright, now. (beep) you, (beep) that, mother (beep) beep

Imma (beep), while I'm baking cookies with your mom
?Wow. You know, I love the enthusiasm, but that was borderline inappropriate.?
?Sorry. I don't really know what this song is even about.?

?I don't either, but we're pretty fly though.?
?Yeah we are.?
We're so fly, even though we're both white

Yo I'm gone make it mine, just try to take it from me
We won't lie, we're both really cool guys
Proud to be caucasian in race, check out my 401K

Yo I'm gone make it mine, just try to take it from me
You can call me whatever you want, but you better believe that I'll be ready to drop these beats
Yo talk is cheap so feel free to stock up at the Cosco right down the road

About a block and a half or so, but you could never buy this flow
?Wow. That was really great James, and by really great, I mean it was (beep) terrible.?
?What? I thought it was pretty good.?

?No. No it wasn't. In fact I hate it. Let me show you how it's done.?
Sometimes I pick up chicks (?Yeah.?), sometimes I don't (?Sometimes.?)
Sometimes I have good rhymes, sometimes I don't

Hey girl, give me them digits, include your area code
It's very important that we sort out whether you're old enough though
?Oh, hey ladies.?

?Hey.?
?You guys wanna go on a date later??
?Ew, no.?

?Your loss. My confidence wasn't damaged at all by that.?
?That's good. They obviously don't know how fly we are.?
?Tell 'em!?

We're so fly, even though we're both white
Yo I'm gone make it mine, just try to take it from me
We won't lie, we're both really cool guys

Proud to be caucasian in race, check out my 401K
Yo I'm gone make it mine, just try to take it from me
You can call me whatever you want, but you better believe that I'll be ready to drop these beats

Yo talk is cheap so feel free to stock up at the Cosco right down the road
About a block and a half or so, but you could never buy this flow (?Dubstep.?)
Come at me bro, bro, bro

You think you know me
Well you don't, don't, don't
We could be homies for real

Come at me bro, bro, bro
You think you know me
Well you don't, don't, don't

We could be homies
We're so fly, even though we're both white
Yo I'm gone make it mine, just try to take it from me

We won't lie, we're both really cool guys
Proud to be caucasian in race, check out my 401K
Yo I'm gone make it mine, just try to take it from me

You can call me whatever you want, but you better believe that I'll be ready to drop these beats
Yo talk is cheap so feel free to stock up at the Cosco right down the road
About a block and a half or so, but you could never buy this flow

?EC baby, 2013!?
?Yeah. We're better than you!?
?What he said. You better watch your back!?

?(beep)(beep) better know. (beep) better have my money! (beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)(beep)?