Show me your sexy trash
But don't go making moves
That agitate my rash


I'm an American man
And I know where I stand

I stand with you
And your sexy trash


Columbian war lords
Are rushing to replace
All the products that they've moved

To the United States
With tradaxxian crystals
from outerspace

And the filthy residue
Of your sexy trash
Your sexy trash


Geo political ramifications
Of lovers when they lie


Because of vegetarians
Animals no longer die


We can live as one inside
the slaughterhouse

Of your sexy trash

I'm an American Man tonight