When you look on this stage
Under all these bright lights,
You just see some guys

That you don't really like
At all, grow some balls
When you choose tonight!


But if you vote for me
You'll be doin the country

A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later
When I legalize everything


I can guarantee you'll be
Much, much more happy
With me

I can satisfy all your needs
For shady activities
As you please, like


Prostitutes and drugs
Panda skin rugs

Automatic weapons
Exposin your erections


It's high time
You vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything


Euthanizin old people
Poachin bald eagles

I'll fire the regulators
Of asbestos toilet paper


It's high time for Einstein
I'll legalize everythiiiiing


If you vote for him
You'll be helpin the nation
- God's favorite nation -

Live like the founding fathers did
And never have to bother with
Laws against anything


He can guarantee you'll be
Much more happy and free

(Ron Paul: constitutionally!)
If you wanna see tyranny's demise
Realized we should legalize


Newt Gingrich: Public urination
Rick Santorum: Without taxation

Mitt Romney: Buying the election
All: Exposin our erections!
You got it!

It's high time you vote for Einstein
Einstein: I'll legalize everything:


Extreme religious sex/sects
Interspecies sex/sects
If you're wondering how i spelled those

Then you'll just have to guess ...

All: It's high time for Einstein

He'll legalize everythiiiiiing
Einstein: Every single
Inconceivable

Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing