We Live In Singapura

Sang Nila, Utama

Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura, then run very far


Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice, we kenna colonize


(Instru)


Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes, invade us from our backside


War is over, ang mor back
Singaporeans no respect

Commies come, make a fuss, Singapore independance!

CHORUS

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country


David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock

Yusof Ishak the big man, guess who's PM?

Malaysia say, come join me

Two of us be same country
Then not happy, Then make PM cry


PM Lee lead country
Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green, opposition cannot win


JB Jeya no more funds,
Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns

Lim How Doong, what a goon, 'Don't talk @@#!' in parliament

CHORUS

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country


Kick out from Malaysia Cup
Michael Faye pain in the butt

S-League, Tea Dancing, Ah Bengs love Modern Talking

McDonalds Hello Kitty

Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing @@#!roach Margaret Chan, James Lye is VR Man


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Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway

Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir's friend Datuk Anwar, Mathathir says he's chow Ah Qua


NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it's fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned, ask your friends buy from thailand


CHORUS
I live in Singapura

It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I live in Singapura

Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with C-O-E

E-R-P, Road Tax, PARF until I want to barf

Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Housing estate upgrade

By contractors who go pok kai

IMF must follow
Want to protest, go indoors
M-R-T not so fast

Newater they laugh at us

I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's in-teresting

I live in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free

Jack Neo, Kit Chan, sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun

Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-league, go world cup, can come true if they don't suck

Mahathir then Abdullah

Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa (ie fight) Stop speaking Singlish lah

Gay is okay says PM
SM Lee becomes MM
PM Lee the same name, here we go all over again.


WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA!