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EDGE UVIC lyrics : "Thrift Shop Parody"


I'm gonna get some votes,
Got some leaflets in my pockets,

We're runnin', gonna make it happen,
Edge is $#&@in' awesome.


Now, walk into the class like, "Gonna make your vote rock"
I'm so pumped, about to write my name in chalk
Hyped from the coffee I just bought at Munchie,

And people like, "Damn! That slate looks swaggy."
Rollin' in, hella deep, in debt 'til 2023,
Interest rates on student loans, and sky high tuition fees,

Graddin' with debt, ain't no good for the economy,
Collabin' with other schools for government lobbies,
(yesssssss!)

Cuz %#@!, we can't even pay rent.
Poppin' it, lockin' it, 'bout to go and get some confidence
Pumped up on the prospect of some solid student governance

Bummin' at Feli's, $#&@ it man
At three-fifty a sleeve I am
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, (*##$.

I'ma renovate the SUB, I'ma renovate the SUB,
No for real -- ask the SUB -- can we have a brand new pub?
Blowin' out the walls for a bigger dance floor

Tell us what you like and, we'll get some more.
They're runnin' for the board, we're runnin' for the board,
We wanna get %#@! done, so elect us to the board.

Hello, hello, our candidates are killer
Other slates ain't got nothing on our campaign, hell no
We could make some sick events, make them cool, sell those

Students turnin' heads, sayin' "Aw, they've got the best shows"



I'm gonna get some votes,
Got some leaflets in my pockets,
We're runnin', gonna make it happen,

Edge is $#&@in' awesome.



I'm gonna get some votes,
Got some leaflets in my pockets,
We're runnin', gonna make it happen,

Edge is $#&@in' awesome.



What you know about rockin' a student election?
What you knowin' about what it takes to win?
I'm talkin', you're talkin', we're havin' a conversation,

You got ideas, just say whats up.
Thank your bus driver for droppin' you off at the loop,
'Cause right now I'm still waitin' on my stoop,

I'm at the corner you can find me getting (passed up)
Meet the mayor and union to deal with these (pass ups)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy,

They're all voting for me on March 6th, so vote Edge UVih,
Green and purple on the posters, vote Edge UVih,
We know how to party, vote Edge UVih.

They be like, "Oh local food -- that's hella tight"
I'm like, "Yo -- that's goes in the compost, right?"
Campus plan is comin,' let's make a green submission.

Clubs and course unions -- that's just some wicked stuff (%#@!)
I call that getting stoked and pumped (%#@!)
I call that getting into politics.

This slate's hella flow
And runnin' five execs and eight DALs is like hella whoa
Students, come take a look through my telescope

Worried that we're gonna waste your fees? Cuz we hella won't
Yeah, we hella won't



Edge UVic... gettin' votes... yeah!



I'm gonna get some votes,
Got some leaflets in my pockets,

We're runnin', gonna make it happen,
Edge is $#&@in' awesome.


I wanna get some votes

I look incredible
I'm in this campaign mode
Runnin' all round the Ring Road.



I wanna get some votes
I look incredible
I'm in this campaign mode
Runnin' all round the Ring Road.



I'm gonna get some votes,
Got some leaflets in my pockets,
We're runnin', gonna make it happen,
Edge is $#&@in' awesome.



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