Hey Miss Angela
Hi Mister Eddie
When a lemon calls for help what does it want?

I have no idea
Lemon-aid!
I like that one

Okay Mister Eddie I've got another one for you
Okay
What do you get if you cross a @@#!er spaniel a poodle and a rooster?

I don't know
A @@#!a-poodle-doo!