Well I got a girl they call Skinnie Minnie
She may be skinny but she's got plenty
The kind of lovin' that I desire

The kind of love that sets my soul on fire
Skinnie Minnie, man that gal can love
She's long and lean like a stringbean

She don't look good in blue jeans
Her hair hangs down like a rag mop
She makes my heart go flippedy-flop

She can't cook, she ain't much on looks

The things she knows, she didn't read in books

Skinnie Minnie, man that gal can love

When me and Minnie walk down the street

All the boys stop and stare
But if they knew just what I do
You bet your life they'd love her too

Well, when I kiss her out in the dark
I tear the thing up, there's so much spark
Skinnie Minnie, man that gal can love