I met a girl
Who told me she's a dancer
A prettier gal

I'd never seen before

I went to the theater to see her

What a shock when
I opened up the door


She was dancing the bump
Bump, bumpity bump
The audience was going wild

She looked at me and threw me a kiss
As i came stumbling down the aisle


With every bump
Bump, bumpity bump
My heart started bumping too


Now every night
You see me in the front row seat

Cheering with the rest of them
And stomping my feet


I knew i met a gal
To make my life complete
With her bump bump bumpity bump


I took her home to meet ma and pa
They said she was the girl for me

They wished us both a happy life
And that's when i made this gal, my wife


Now i get home each night about five
She got that radio on


She starts moving
All around the kitchen floor
The neighbors peeking in

And screaming, more, more, more

They ask if i sold

Tickets at my front door
To watch her dance, dance, dance
The bumpity bump bump

Bump bump bump