It’s an egg hunt for dates
On new roller-skates
While grooms and their brides

Take horse-drawn rides
Unless you’ve seen it
You cannot believe it

It’s so, so bizarre

Boys gone bad

With their absentee dads
Who live with their pets
‘Cause they’re hedgin’ their bets

Unless you’re seen it
You cannot believe it
It’s so, so bizarre


How can it be, that it’s only me
How can it be, that it’s only me


It’s a well-known song
And he’s singin’ it wrong

But the crowd’s on the bong
So they all clap along
Unless you’ve seen it

You cannot believe it
It’s so , so bizarre


It’s a summertime vibe
And the park is alive
And the actors arrive to be led on their lines

Unless you’re seen it
You cannot believe it
It’s so, so bizarre


How can it be, that it’s only me
How can it be, that it’s only me

That sees the strange
The strange, the strange