VERSE 1
I would never be an alcoholic, but I love beer
Me and the guys smile every time we does cheers

Hooking up with (*##$es, who gives a %#@! what's weird
Your girl got a tramp stamp that says, ?Dylan was here.?


And so I'm rapping nice if we're getting trashed tonight
Whether we've got Bud Lime, Coors Light, or Natty Ice
Let's start at seven so the lightweights are gone at eight

But I just keep at it like looking for a prom date

Let's play some King's, put on music, maybe sing.

Don't invite that lame $$# crew, or I'mma say some things
But that's a different story. Yeah I hate a lot
I still laugh my $#&@ing $$# off every time we're taking shots.


Lose your mind with my rhymes and new environments
If your vision's not aligned then who the $#&@ is driving?

You'd better drop 5 and sign in, 'cause here we go
Maybe we can even smoke some weed if you're feeling low


CHORUS
THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND STAND UP AND CLAP TWICE
IF YOU'RE DOWN TO PARTY THEN LET'S DO THIS !#@( TONIGHT

THROW YOUR DRINKS UP AND THINK, GIRL, THAT'S RIGHT
IF I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE FLOOR BY SIX THEN THAT'S LIKE


Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good
Me writing a drinking song and it being good

Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

SO THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND STAND UP AND CLAP TWICE

IF YOU'RE DOWN TO PARTY THEN LET'S DO THIS !#@( TONIGHT
THROW YOUR DRINKS UP AND THINK, MAN, THAT'S RIGHT
IF I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE FLOOR BY SIX THEN THAT'S LIKE


Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could


VERSE 2
I would never be an alcoholic, but I love drinking
After a mad long day when I'm done thinking

Talking up loose girls who let the drugs kick in
I just wanna eat some lunch chicken.


'Cause I've got rhymes like the ones I'm spitting
You love dumb women?
Hold up, cut the beat.

Who doesn't love dumb women?

All I need's a bottle and a toast to something awesome

All I need's a table and some flip cups across it
You trying to be my pong partner? Step your game up!
You trying to drink with us, man? Get your weight up!


I'll shotgun as if it's hunting season but the reason
That these !@#%s are leaving is because I'm too drunk to even spit my g.

And so I'm chillin back on knowledge
You rap fans should decide if you love or hate college


'Cause me, I can honestly promise you that you'll die soon

I've got the room singing, ?Man I love high school!?


CHORUS
THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND STAND UP AND CLAP TWICE

IF YOU'RE DOWN TO PARTY THEN LET'S DO THIS !#@( TONIGHT
THROW YOUR DRINKS UP AND THINK, GIRL, THAT'S RIGHT
IF I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE FLOOR BY SIX THEN THAT'S LIKE


Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

SO THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND STAND UP AND CLAP TWICE
IF YOU'RE DOWN TO PARTY THEN LET'S DO THIS !#@( TONIGHT

THROW YOUR DRINKS UP AND THINK, MAN, THAT'S RIGHT
IF I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE FLOOR BY SIX THEN THAT'S LIKE

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song and it being really good

Me writing a drinking song and it being good
Me writing a drinking song, I wonder if I could

REFRAIN
I would never, I would never

I would never be an alcoholic
I would never, I would never
I would never be an alcoholic
But I love beer.