Verse 1:
He is a guinea pig
He loves to be lazy

All the ladies go crazy
He is my buddy Rodney


Loves eating lettuce all the time
Also gets very happy over western timothy hay
Then he does zoomies

Because he is a guinea pig

The one thing he loves to do is eat

He loves to yawn
Everyday at dawn
He is my buddy Rodney


Time to do a zoomie
That is where he runs around in circles

He also demands a reward
That is when he gets lettuce


I've had him since 9th grade
And he has always been my buddy
He is a guinea pig

And his name is Rodney

Verse 2:

Loves eating lettuce all the time
Also gets very happy over western timothy hay
Then he does zoomies

Because he is a guinea pig

Time to do a zoomie

That is where he runs around in circles
He also demands a reward
That is when he gets lettuce


Verse 3/Ending:
He is a guinea pig

He loves to be lazy
All the ladies go crazy
He is my buddy Rodney


The one thing he loves to do is eat
He loves to yawn

Everyday at dawn
He is my buddy Rodney


I've had him since 9th grade
And he has always been my buddy
He is a guinea pig

And his name is Rodney