Put your head in a jet engine
Swallow a hand grenade
Stick your tingue in a light socket

Tie your junk to a skyrocket

Dumber ways to die

So many dumber ways to die
Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die


Drive your car off a cliff
Take a nap in the fridge

Play soccer on the interstate
Dance near an open sewer grate


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Dry your hair in the tub

Find a boa and give 'em a hug
Pet a tiger like a kitty cat
Tell your wife she's really fat.


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