Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die


Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place


Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die


Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue

"I wonder what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die


Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb