Ready or not
And she breaches the room and we can't get her out
The next thing I notice there's horns on my head

"There's horns on your head what?"
Her $#&@ing intentions were sleeping around
And one dick was always never enough oh oh

Who have you been with and where have you been?
And who would you say had the best tongue?
Who have you been with and where have you been?

And who would you say had the best tongue?
We're so bad in my bed
She loves the attention she gets

Everyone does it so I gag her with my tongue
I make her tick like a time bomb
Within seconds you'll soon be gone

On the bright side
The people love it when your chips are down
You got nothing too lose

oeI am the man on the clouds
So that you notice the distance you came from
This ain't the first time you been

Breathing her thick shards of glass
Pushing and pushing your way in
And like a robber in the shade of the night

I stole a kiss in the rain
With all the singing and dancing
Oh my God we fell in love

And like a robber in the shade of the night
I stole a kiss in the rain
With all the singing and dancing

We fell in love
So that you notice the distance you came from
This ain't the first time you been

Breathing her thick shards of glass
I know I'd hate for her too see me with you
Naked in my room

And there's something I love about the rush when I'm cheating on you
And there's something I love about the rush when I'm cheating on you
And I pray to God you understand

And I hope to God you understand
Excuse me miss can I speak with your daughter?
I think she was in my yard

I think she plucked the grapes from my tree
Lets face it she knows I'm aroused
My poker face was untouchable

I think I'm a wild man but I don't think I can take her on
Who have you been with and were have you been?
And who would you say had the best tongue?

We're so bad
Who have you been with and were have you been?
We're so bad


Two broken fingers
And a shiner

We're all liars scoundrels and pigs
When the right choice leads to it
And I've been myself

I've been myself
I've been myself
I'll be my

So I tied you to the devils bed
Watch your bodies of loved ones on the ceiling
I'm sorry it hurts but it's all your fault

I've been myself
I've been myself
I've been myself

I'll be my