Gimme something to eat
Gimme what you got
And I don't want beans cause they make me fart

I don't want no chili
No siree
Cause that leaves skid marks in my BVDs

I don't want no yogurt
Tastes like %#@!
I don't want a glass of milk from a cow's long tit

And no I aint in the mood for a juicy steak
And I don't want to yodel for some chocolate cake
I don't want a Big Mac or a number three

Hurry up homeboy now take a look at me
Cause I'm starving - I am about to cry
I could eat this b-b-burger on a piece of rye

Bread - I said
Cause if I don't eat soon then soon I will be dead
Cause in a minute or two I'm a cause some damage

If you don't cook me up a pork chop sandwich

Pork chop sandwich

Heat it up, heat it up

Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'all


I don't give a $#&@ if it is five days old
And I really don't care if it's hot or cold

I really don't mind if the bread got mould
Cause my pork chop sandwich cannot be sold
Oh %#@! I can smell it baking

Hands off junior cause this one's taken
Now oh %#@! it's almost done
I'm a slap that !@$@ right between two buns

Perhaps two pieces of pumpernickel
Put em in the toaster that I bought at Rickel's
Or did I get it at Top Supplying City

I really don't remember cause my stomach feels %#@!ty now

Pork chop sandwich

Heat it up, heat it up

Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'all


I'm about to eat this lovely treat
Two pieces of bread with some pork chop meat

You want a bite
You want a bite right?
Well open up sucker cause here it comes

So

Pork chop sandwich

Heat it up, heat it up

Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'all

Eat it

I just see it

Give it me back my head is burning
I just see it
Give it me back my head is burning

Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head is burning
Just see it

Give it me back my head is burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head it burning

Just see it
Give it me back my head it burning
Gotta eat it

Give it me back my head it burning
Just see it
And I'm (?)


Gimme my $#&@ing sandwich
You piece of %#@!