Each afternoon there's nothing else suitableTea and bickies with the Bold and the BeautifulWhile outside is sending me crazyI'll be your Thorn if you be my MacyGo, go, go (x5)Go, go, go, daytime T.V!Amber is a scammer from the wrong side of the tracksShe's been sneaking round with Deacon; he wants her and his baby backBut she's married now to Rick who is an unsuspecting victimRick's mum Brooke tried to warn him but he didn't want to listenHey, Brooke and Deacon are now lovers, but in direct retaliationTo Rick and Amber's marriage, Deacon married Rick's relationAnd in this sick and twisted world where blood appears as thin as waterDeacon's wife is Rick's sister Brigitte, and therefore Brooke's daughterEach afternoon and there's nothing else suitableIt's tea and bickies with the Bold and the BeautifulWe'll get up late and have a 3pm breakyI'll be your C.J. if you be my BeckyGo, go, go (x3)Go, go, go, daytime T.V!Eric, Ridge and Thorn have all been married to BrookeBut of the Forester men it's on Ridge that she's hookedRidge's marriage to Brooke met its inevitable failureHe's been happily married twice now to a woman named TaylorBut Brooke wasn't happy with a simple separationShe said I'll get that guy I've got drive and determinationIt's come to Stephanie's attention and her interventionWill seek to the prevention of Brooke's bad intentionsThis plot is lacking some counter attackingWhen they write Macy back and she'll send that (*##$ packingGo Ricki (x7)Go Jerry (x8)I know that I've got a love strong and mutualEvery afternoon with the Bold and the BeautifulSo many plots and so many issuesSome days we have to use a whole box of tissuesI've never known a love deeper or greaterThan taping each episode to watch again laterI don't think it's bad or unusualThis sacred love of the Bold and the BeautifulGo, go, go (x7)Go, go, go, daytime T.V!