Gravity plays favorites, I know it cause I saw
Honest to God, Officer, it's awful
Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor

Showing off my talents by the mouthful

Hate to break it to you but it's out of my control

Forces go to work while we are sleeping
If I could attack with a more sensible approach
Obviously that's what I'd be doing


Now
Necks are cracking sideways

Hit me from the back side
I am on the white side
You are on the black side

Cut a piece that's bite size
Shoot me from my good side
If you got a straight line

This would be a good time

Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all

Some of us are getting mighty lucky
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall
You think I can't fly?

Well you just watch me

Now

Necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the back side
I am on the thin side

You are on the fat side
Cut a piece that's bite size
Shoot me from my bad side

If you got a straight line
This would be a good time


The sky is always falling down on me
So, Officer, forgive me please!