Perfect Piece Of Trash

Yeah perfect piece of trash

You know I saved you from the scumhole
There amongst the trash
With the broke and the old


Took you to my shack
And I cleaned it up like new

Brought her all her all the clothes
By the lengths of her shoes


Took you to a party
As my special guest
Showed it to my friends

And they were most impressed
But then they lost their heads
They started coming on like leeches

Took my piece of trash
Yeah they tore her to pieces


Yeah perfect piece of trash

You know you turned on me

Tried to take me down
When I couldn't see
I said you thankless piece of trash

Hey what the $#&@ is wrong with you
I saved your sorry $$#
Yeah I $#&@ing made you


And I taught you how to dress
Taught you how to walk

I taught you how to impress
Taught you how to talk
And I won't let you go

Yeah I love her so
I can't let her go
Yeah I love her so

Yeah perfect piece of trash
Perfect piece of trash
Perfect piece of trash

Perfect piece of trash
Yeah trash