Why Im not voting for Romney

1. He a white ^!$$%

2. This mutha$#&@a's name is Mitt
3. (*##$ got a dancing horse
4. He a ho

5. He looks like he says "!@$@" all the time
6. This mutha$#&@a's name is Mitt
7. He always interrupts and talks over people like he's better than them. (*##$ I will beat the %#@! out of you

8. He's a Mormon but he ain't got no hoes
9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated
10. This mutha$#&@a's name is Mitt


Why Im voting for Obama


1. He a black ^!$$%
2. He mad cool yo
3. That ^!$$% look like he can fight

4. He wears a durag like me
5. Michelle got a fat $$#
6. He's BFFs with Jay-Z

7. He's hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck
8. We use the same hair clippers
9. He smokes Newports

10. I seen that ^!$$% hoop before and he got a jumper