Moving Guy:
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political, he's cleaning up the streets


Other Moving Guy:
About time


Groupie #1:
So they say that it's real love


All Groupies:
So romantic


Groupie #2:
He signed this


Penny:
So they say we'll have blankets and beds

We can open by Monday
Thanks to you


Hammer:
Thanks to me


Both News People:
It's the perfect story


Newsman:
So they say


Newswoman:
A hero leading the way


Both News People:
Hammer's call to glory


Newswoman:
Let's all be our best


Newsman:
Next up, who's gay


Groupie #3:
So they say he saved her life


Groupie #1:
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat


All Groupies:
We have a problem with her


Groupie #2:
This is his hair


Hammer:
This is so nice

Just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff


Both Groupies:
We do the weird stuff


Penny:
This is perfect for me

So they say
I guess it's pretty okay
After years of stormy

Sailing have I finally found the bay

Penny: (overlap with Dr. Horrible below)

There's no happy ending
So they say
Should I stop pretending

Or is this a brand new day

Dr. Horrible:
There's no happy ending
So they say

Not for me, anyway
Stop pretending
Take the chance to build a brand new day



Groupie #2:
This is his dry cleaning bill

All Groupies:
Four sweater vests