(feat. Kurupt & Hittman)
[Chorus: Kurupt]


Now this this is one of them occasions
where the homies not doin it right
I mean he found him a hoe that he like

But you can't make a hoe a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
a (*##$ is a (*##$, but a Dogg is a man's best friend

So what you found you a hoe that you like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife (wife)


[Dr. Dre]
I mostly sold dick while I packed a gold clip
Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she bout to trip

(Where the $#&@ is my money?) I cannot G guilty
You pimpin strong, but comin home, to sheets that be filthy
She on the dillzy, I take advantage

All up in them panties, I got this (*##$ speakin Spanish
I'm mannish - get yo' nails out my back
!@%* I'm bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo' cat

Learn the player rules, this is how I play a dude
Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin shoes
Dollar signs are folded, I can't control it

Tryin to leave her, beeper just exploded
She sweatin me, won't let me, broad turned fraud
Now she on this dick huh, got her turnin tricks huh

Man it's a trip I don't trip I'm in yo' Lexus flexin
I left her up in Dallas, Texas - $$#ed-out


[Chorus]

[Hittman]

Naw hoe is short for honey, almost had her Wailin like Bunny
Tellin tales of bein pregnant, catchin Norstrom sales with abortion money
I spotted her, seen her with my ^!$$% when I shot at her

Now we got beef, he caught up in the hoe's erotica
Exotic - she's psychotic, rockin his Nautica
Soon he'll need antibiotics (sucka (*##$)

Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody
You be like, "Damn how could she hit me off with chlamydia?"
Fool I pity ya

We live in the city off, ballers
with more bouncin than a Zapp, she will doo-wah-diddy-ya
Prettier to grittier, the wittier can get her

to the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve %#@! like, Rico
That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco
A high-post hoe, a perfect way for me to keep dough

Huh, have her sellin $$# on Bronson Ave. and Pico

[Kurupt]

At the ho-tel, mo-tel, or the Holiday Inn (say what ^!$$%?)
I said if that (*##$ keep $#&@in up (beotch) then we'll $#&@ her friends
I said I dip, dive, what can I say?

^!$$%z need to stop $#&@in with O.J.
Some ^!$$%z bang blood, some ^!$$%z bang crip
And (*##$es ain't %#@! but hoes and tricks

I had to dream of hoes, I had to scream at hoes
I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes
Lil' Almond Joy, I truly enjoy

if you blew my balls, right through my drawers
Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot
From the way she was blowin, I know she does it a lot

I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters
The hoe started callin when I started boss ballin
Gimme some head, gimme some $$# (uh-huh)

Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz
Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate
Hoes eat dick like eggs and steak

That ain't %#@! new, I thought you knew (what?)
I knew you would, you wish you could
break a G down, break me down

But I'ma see you on the rebound (what what?) D.P. style

[Chorus]


[door slams]

[D.O.C.]
Lil' 1/2 Dead


[1/2 Dead??]
Lil' 1/2 Dead the money jumped out to say
ol' Snoop Dogg on the look out boy?


[D.O.C.]
Yeahhh

[some hoe]
He gotta be MORE than 1/2 Dead

if he don't fill my mother$#&@in drink up!

[1/2 Dead??]
Or fill your mother$#&@in mouth up


[D.O.C.]
Ahhhhhh-HAHAhahahahAHAHH

[some hoe]
I don't think so!!