(feat. Eddie Griffin)
[Eddie Griffin]
Aww they say uhh..

.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet mother$#&@in Earth, is her momma

It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!

Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a ^!$$% with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the ^!$$%?

But +I'm+ the pimp mother$#&@er!
I gotta be the player!


Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the mother$#&@in neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the ^!$$% he already had a woman

You knew he already had a family
but you $#&@ed him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the ^!$$%

you went and got pregant - didn't you (*##$, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A !#$% BABY
And then when the ^!$$% ain't around, what do you tell the child?

"Aww that ^!$$% ain't %#@!, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that ^!$$% ain't %#@!."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth

that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend #~!!@

I had you to keep the ^!$$%, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good ^!$$%
cause he take care of his REAL family

I was just a dumb (*##$, tryin to keep, a ^!$$% that I wanted