[Boy #1, spoken:] Is it true she's going out with
The leader of the Sect?
[Spoken:] (I don't know, already!.)

[Boy #2, spoken:] Well, here he comes, let's ask him.
Hey, John, is that Zelda's autoharp 1
You're carrying so soon?

["John," spoken:] Un-hunh, even!
[Boy #1:] Hey, John, where did you meet her?


[Yelling, shouting.]

["John," sung:]

I met her one night at
The club where we're playing.
She called out, "Oh, Leader

Of the Sect, I dig thee."
She asked me for a date,
I held her tight.


[Spoken:] (Singin' about the Sect.)


["John," sung:]
We danced some, romanced some,
And had fun, it was great.

She asked me if we could
Go steady, I said, "No."
She ran out, a-screamin',

Towards the band.

[Spoken:] (The leader of the Sect.)


Straight into the path of
A suitor, a bass guitar.

It headed straight for her,
She couldn't avoid it.
It raced on, she fell down,

It ran her down.

[Spoken:] (The leader of the Sect.)


I took off my hat 'cause,
It was a deerstalker. 2

And I had to prove that
I really had dug her.
I held her in my arm,

But she was dead.

[Spoken:] (The leader of the Sect.)


[Instrumental to end.]