This is the story of a man with bear like force
and the intellect of a dolphin. His name is Roberto.


One day Roberto decided to travel to China.
He broke the great wall and ate the fancy pasta.
The little people asked, "Why did you break our wall?"

Roberto told all of them...

ANDA!!!!!


Señor Roberto Lets dance!!!
Señor Roberto our captain


Roberto woke up one day and saw that the children were fat.
He filled his lungs with all the air he could

and with just one blow destroyed "The Taco Bell"
Then like a god with his almighty strength
he did a handstand on the remains


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Hide your kids, hide your wife
Because Robert is coming here
But if you really want to be happy

Do-the-eight (turns) and he will scream

ESOOOO!!!!!


Señor Roberto Lets dance!!!
Señor Roberto our captain