They just lost my travel voucher over at finance
I just tried fart but instead I squirted my pants
The cops just found my car totaled in a ditch

My hemorrhoids are back in town and their itching like a
sonafa(*##$


But I'm not sad
It ain't all that bad
'Cause at least I can say I'm not the Snacko


My mother came to visit and she found my !@$^o stash
Last week's midnight rendezvous is now a horrible rash

My brother's back in prison and my sister she's a !@^%
It probably wouldn't bother me but her pimp - her pimp
lives right next door


But I'm not sad
It ain't all that bad

'Cause at least I can say I'm not the Snacko