Make me an offer
One that i cannot deny
Make me an offer

Don't you leave me wondering why
Make me an offer
One that i cannot refuse

Make me an offer
There ain't nothin' i won't do


I'll give up my nail bittin'
If you quit smackin' your gum
It's the little things that make you draw your gun

You're a morning bird and i'm a night owl up so late
And if that's our biggest trouble baby we have got it made


Make me an offer
One that i cannot resist
Make me an offer

So that we can coexist
Make me an offer
Before the whole thing falls apart

You and me can barter
It's never too late to start


I'll pay you in flowers
You can pay me with your mouth
It's worth enough to clear a florist out

The wind is howling up and down this place we now call home
But if you and i are family why do we feel alone


Make me an offer
I know we can work it out
We have both been martyrs

For this love we've been devout
But there's no need to suffer
We don't need to make this harder

So make me an offer
Make me an offer