One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder

And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know

Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl

Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company

And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"

So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song

On the jukebox
It was
California Dreaming

So we started screamin'
On such a winter's day


She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me

And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President

Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl


We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us

To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said

He don't work here
We said
If you don't got Mojo Nixon

Then your store could use some fixin'

We got into a car

Away we started rollin'
I said
How much you pay for this

She said
Nothing man, it's stolen
Punk rock girl you look so wild

Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me

Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl