Break a mirror roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear

But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Find a well known hardman and start a fight

Wear your shell-suit on bonfire night
Fit them a circular hole with a peg that's square
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair


(Uuuuuuuh yeah yeah yeah) x2


Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kungfu fighting on your Roller skates
Do the Macarena in the devil's lair

But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

(Uuuuuuuh yeah yeah yeah) --repeat