[Shuffle T]
Yo, $#&@ this
You ain't even on my level

Get in here bruv

[Deffinition]

My bars, is like a bar, I cannot be beat
It's like you're staring at the floor, the way you see defeat
And you have got herpes


[Shuffle T]
Shout out to Anton Murphy


If there's one thing to say, then I'm telling him this
You're disgusting-ing mate, you smell of some piss

How many times have I saved you? Pfft...76
I've saved your bacon, like I stored a collecton of pigs


And when I draw the weapon man, I don't mean no pen and pad
What, don't you get it? Damn, have to do the temple tap
No, but we said no gunbars, so I've gotta come hard

To beat this $#&@tard, like he's been $#&@ed hard

Now I'm so sick, I need to take a week off

You're not sick, you only fake a wee cough

Your girl is inflatable, she says I'm the better MC

But I had to punch her/puncture, that's why the girl is now empty
But she still wanted some more, wanted to hold herself against me
So that's when I had to, let her down gently


You're a stupid ho brah
You'd even bite a biter, sure you'd chew a cobra

You always act up when someone shoots a photo
So it's like you have a problem with the CEO of the league
Because you a poser


But it's like rap is a dog, and you're a vet
Because you're new to this/neuter this

You're paedophile mate, I've seen the way you look at kids
Your punches are dumb, prick
Even you'd admit you have stupid fists

You're really bad at this, no being good at this

But right now, it's like I've got a clock on a plane, cause I've got airtime

Winnie the Pooh and a grizzly too, I've got bear rhymes

So if he comes near me, I'll taze him

The roof ain't my child but I'll raise it
It's like your knees are eating grass, cause they'll be takin a grazin
Cause I'm like what Eurgh says when the head judge enters...amazing/MA's in


When I win this, people will be like, oh...you won too
And I'm not counting to the second number when I give you 1 2

I'm doing that to your face, because I do want to
And I'm not doing wordplay on your footwear when I do punch you/pun shoe


Now you went to Australia, to re-order your life, %#@! B it's true
Went there to sort some %#@! out, and the (*##$es sweet to
But when he came back, he was the same mise(e)rable dude

So tell me, whilst out in Australia...what did you re-do?/didgeredoo?

Old !@$)got, @@#!stees

It's like you were trying to rap the rapper Zen into a cigarette on my back
The way you went Rolf Harris on me/roll Faris on me


This kid's the man, when I throw feces at the crowd
That's when %#@! hit's the fan


And yo, honestly g, you're an obvious geek
You're a novice to me, and you suck in my eyes, like an optical leech
So I'll take all your family members, and get someone from special ops to kill each


And remember that girl, Apris? In our film studies...yeah you do...she was in our film studies, had black rim glasses...yeah Apris.
She was great dude, but I ain't talkin about liking having you around when I say Apris she hate's you/appreciates you.


It's like I took the M-A-R-L-O out of your name, and replaced it with K-I-C-K-E-D
The way you get kicked...
...with my fist


I've got a lyrical gun, I've got a lyrical knife
The barrel lyrically spun, and then I lyrically slice
And so I lyrically won, beacause I'm lyrically nice
I'm saying lyrically once, I'm saying lyrically twice


It's not $#&@ing cool to be with him, what a %#@! man
It's like I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system...not a big fan

Cause you're irrelevant, You're more pause worthy than that six seconds
In Fifth Element where that girl gets out her tits and everything...cause you pause it on the tv


Yo, people say outside of here...we're friends
Pfft...they're rumours
So I've gotta get something off of my chest
Breast tumours


You always finish the milk, you cunt
Don't get me wrong, sippy cup...give a $#&@
Drink it up, swig a jug, but when you're out don't be a penny pinching !@#%
Reach out your hand, extend your fingers and $#&@ing pick some up


Living together, we always have massive rows
And I think it's pretty classic how, when anyone steals this !@$)gots towl
He turns into Pacquiao
Act like a $#&@ing gangster now

Am I glad we had this battle, oh totally
I'm glad we cleaned this up, no OCD

Time

[Marlo]
A towel man, that was some $#&@ing basic %#@!
Just for that, yeah
You better believe I've got a greater flip


It's like I've drugged a sweet flavoured spread I normally have on toast
Cause this will be dope jam
And I ain't opening no packets of Bernard Matthews
But I'll go ham
Oh %#@!, you don't know man
No wait, slow that, I said you're like the ladies toilet
No man!


If there was a prize for uptight awkward prick... He'd win it.
Whereas ladies call me the sambuca shot I buy for them at the bar cause I'm such a free spirit

I'll take your girl to my summer home in Devon cause she thinks my @@#!'s big
It's like I'm buying Halal poultry the way I get that 'chick in cottage'


This %#@! is crunch time.
(*##$ you sometimes stink of sun dried bits of fungi.
Ou think you've won right? I'll get my dwarf mother to hit you with her car
S'how I kill him with MINI MUM DRIVE.

I'll destroy this gay $#&@.
He's a square. So if he ever took flying lessons that's the only time you'd see him shape up.

I'll cross out the F.F.L.E. from your name. then you'll be SHUT

I'm more relevant with bars than saying something about North Korea,
It's like I'm finishing a bar about North Korea and making it rhyme with North Korea
The way YOU'RE A QUEER.

He can't turn gay women straight cause they say this plebs dick is small.
It's like you're putting on a musical about the french revolution the way you make a 'les miserable'.

It's a miracle...you ever even win dude.
Your schemes are %#@! and you're weak as %#@! too
It's like you're moulding bread dough in an effort to affirm the credibility of the 2011 Times Change finalist
Cause you need to improve

And look, we've been boys since 08. So first of all...
I'll expose everything about this nerdy fool
You'll probably think I'm mugging a woman...cause I'll get purse-n-all.

I'm from Reading. He's from BRACKNELL. So you know I'll go in hard here.
But apparently I collect trimmings from trees... Cause I'm the only one carrying Berk Sheer

I don't give "A dam" what your real name is
Oh wait, "Adam"s what your real name is
See his real name's Adam but he's really just a !@$) gay
I bet if you accidentally wrote your name backwards you'd really be 'mad A'...
And I'm not talking two-dimensional procreation when I tell you he's my flat mate
But living together means %#@! always kicks off - match day
You haven't paid me your rent this month - I know you've been busy so you've obviously dodged the curb
But Holly's already dropped me hers
So what's the problem jerk?
It's like you choked a final round against Jack Sexton the way you forgot your third.

Oooohhhhh. THIS !#@( JUST GOT INCREDIBLY WHEEL!

And it doesn't just stop with the P.
You never wash your clothes.
At least one of his socks isn't clean.
So I'd NEVER accuse him of being the very cleanly essence that makes me shine... But I will say...
'You'se the wash in m'sheen'

Real talk, I'm not certain you're a lad.
A couple years ago I think we went to Thorpe Park for your sister's birthday(?)...so I'mma murder you with that.
I'm your NEMESIS. INFER NO more.
Your girl goes SAW...
When I STEALTHily DENTONATE my COLOSSAL SAMURAI SWORD...
And a TIDAL WAVE of my sperm load SWARMS...
My LOG LEAPS like QUANTUM
Onto her hot cheeks and bottom.
But would I tap the walls of eX(?); NO WAY. OUTS.
Not even joshing.

Cause you may be my best friend...
But you're not the best... mate

Remember Joseph Kingsland from our old class in film dude?
Yeah? Yeah? ... Well Joe King aside I'll kill you.

This dude's a poser
Stupid loner
I wake up every day wishing he'd move to Goa
So when I'm done here
He'll have 'bean bagged'
No comfortable alternative TO A SOFA

I mean come on Shuff, don't act like you better man.
We both drank Pepsi max from those same old Pepsi cans.

When I say he's boring. I'm not simply messing
I call him insomniac, cause he's not into-resting

And I say that ironically. Cause this slob barely ever gets out of bed
He's lay-z. Straight shagging the alphabet!

Come on Shuff, don't act like you better man.
At that restaurant from Uzbekistan we both had to share a nan

Your bars are like Pizza Hut crusts...
Packed with that cheesy whole and
You spitting any kind of phat %#@! that we condone is
'PRETTY REMOTE'. Like an attractive TV controller

Your bars... are like a lord of the rings film set miniature: an 'ork wood creation'
And I thought they were su'Poster be big'... No oversized wall decoration.

This mans sets are wack.
Mate, nowadays, swag gets you dap.
But you've never had a bird kiss your butt cheeks
So I guess that's just an "ass-pecked you lack".

See I'm great. No wall of China.
You flop. No awkward diver.

You think you're hard? I am harder.
No prodigy, but I'll smack your (*##$ up cause I'm a firestarter.

I hope you're offended. You don't pose a threat (*##$.
I'm glad you finally found that hearing-impared female wizard you were looking for...
Cause it's apparent you have a 'deaf witch'

Your bars are more played out than slow it down.
SLOW IT DOOOWN. I said. You have slow wit. Drown.