You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start

But I'm not defenseless

I know Kung Fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your $$#
Until you fight like Jackie Chan

Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!


You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry

I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!


Cuz I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your $$#

Until you fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like Jackie Chan!
So what makes you think you can get away with breaking my heart? Huh Mister?
Well listen up, I'm coming after you

With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, slimer
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand

Laughing... COVERED IN BLOOD

You ran right over my cat

Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!


Cuz I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you

Gonna whoop your $$#
Until you fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah


Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!

That's right!
I'm gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!